Internet *Love*

In an attempt to counter the extreme Internet hate that has been emanating from this blog in recent days, I have decided to spread some Internet LOVE.

Things I love about the Internet:

1. MODG. Because it's my life dream to meet my future husband while drunk and at a tailgate, downing orange and maroon jello shots like it's my job.
2. YouTube videos that let me listen to songs on repeat that I don't own.
3. Good Morning Emails that read "Ugh, I'm wearing these green H&M pants that my skinny hot bitch roommate gave to me b/c she's too skinny for them and they were hers during her "fat years" in college. Fuck it. They're a size 8 and I'm just counting down the seconds until they literally burst at the seams. It ain't pretty. Whatever."
4. True Love.
5. J/k Real True Love.
6. Cheesy forwards from Shefali's mom/my grandma.
7. Advanced Patriarchy Blaming for some mid-day hating.

Yet, in other sad Internet news. I have yet to tweet. Can't make my finger hit the button. Help?